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Dear Tech Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0
and found that the new program began unexpected
child processing and
also took up
a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn’t
mentioned in the
product brochure.
In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and
launches during
system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf
5.3 no longer run and
crash
the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
Sunday Football 6.3
always fails
but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot
eem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background
whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications. I am
thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn’t
work on this
program. Please help!
Joe
*******
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0
is merely
a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife
1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM
designed by its creator to run everything. You are
unlikely to be able
to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is
not designed to do
this and it is
impossible to de-install, delete or purge the
program files from the
system once installed.
Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
Wife 2.0, but have
ended up with
even more problems. (See in manual under
Alimony/Child Support and
Solicitors Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
keep it installed and
deal with the difficulties as best you can.
When any faults or problems occur, whatever you
think has caused them,
you must run
the C: IAPOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to
use the *Esc-key.
It may be necessary to run C: I APOLOGISE a number
of times, but
hopefully
eventually the operating system will return to
normal. Wife 1.0
although a
very high maintenance program can be very rewarding.
To get the most
out of
it consider buying additional software such as
Flowers 2.0 and
Chocolates 5.0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary
(Short Skirt version)
as this is not
a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system
will almost
certainly crash.
Best of luck
Tech Support